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[20 Jun 2007|07:38pm] [ mood | sexual ] This journal is for public viewing. Please be aware that there may be content that offends some people, or donkeys, and is adult rated. *winks* No stealing either! A collaboration by nesy All quotes ©2003/2004/2005 Sarah 2 comments| talk

[29 Jun 2005|02:56pm] LMFAO NO FRUIT FOR YOU (NOH) - by risotto Noh! no no no no NOH! Reeeewiinnnddd!!! If you want a freaky teacher Whos a fooking bloody creature you need risotto -- Baaaby -- Shes from a country called iraq her mouths full of plaque Shes a fooking bloody hoe OHHHH YEEEEEEAAH SHAKe THAT FRUIT FOR ME BABY OHHH YEEAAAAAH SHAKE IT LIKE YOU"VE NEVER BEEN CRAZAY no fruit no fruit for you no fruit for you baby no rice no rice for you no risotto for you baby oh yeaah do it to me riight noow Cram that fruit up there OHH NOOOOHH talk

[22 Jun 2005|06:35pm] helloo bitch!!! GET OUT! lmfao talk

[20 Jun 2005|08:43pm] SEYMOOOORE BUUTTS!~ 2 comments| talk

[20 Jun 2005|08:02pm] I heard you were a slut, wanna give me head? I'll pretend to like it! talk

[20 Jun 2005|08:01pm] Which one of you worthless animals are next!? *craaaack!* talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:59pm] F*CK OFFF JAMIEEE! Bahaha... talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:55pm] Dnn, dnn dn dnnnn, EVERYBODY FART NOW! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:51pm] I LIKE RABBITS! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:51pm] Buster on buster: "What sort of person would do that to a horse? That is sick!!" Us: "You." talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:50pm] like a horsie NEIIGH, fucked by thingy for the very first tiiiime, like a horsssssiiiieee, with his dick up her asssss talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:48pm] "If you buy with credit card within ten minute, you recieve dildo with free razor blade attachment! It make your cunt so rip up, you look like victim of Hiroshima!" ^_^ talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:47pm] How's it hangin', hong? talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:47pm] Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lmfao egyptian orgasm 1 comment| talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:46pm] are u hung like a horse lmfao talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:44pm] DIM SUM WUIN MY LIFE!!! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:36pm] And iiiiiiiiiiiiii-iaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiii, will alwayssss, love youuuu-ooooouooooouu!!! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:33pm] -------------------Slut Identity--------------------- - PARIS HILTON - from the album, "Screwed" The girl in the chair with the long pubic hair Well that used to be me A flirtatious smile, unpredictable skanky Always trying to get laid I was always giving the best damn head Or so I thought until Smarah crawled into my bed Rewind and erase my hot porno tape Just cause your too cheap for Meeeee! A million skanks A thousand whores The prosty I used to be has a terrible case, of getting on her knees And yesterday's slut is not what you see It's a terrible case of porno tv My muffin likes to rise and my nipples like to fall And that's kinda like my bank account I've played the role of the nice girl next door Who gets farked like your wifeee Now I'm not looking for a two dollar prize And I want to spend a night on a bed, with a million guys A thousand moles The prosty I used to be has a terrible case, of getting on her knees And yesterday's slut is not what you see It's a terrible case of porno tv Oh please do me! Please do me PLEASE DO MEEEEE! 3 comments| talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:33pm] WIGGYYYYY! lmfao talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:30pm] Josie and the pussy cats, small tits but chunky flaps! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:28pm] RISOTTO!!! When's the baby due darlz? NO FRUIT FOR YOU! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:28pm] Call me strange, call me scrag... I'm not what you think at all! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:28pm] Come n get moi booyyysss lmfao mizza come n get moi ballies lmfao me talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:24pm] I dunno what ive been told, my names nicholls and im old Sags down, sags up BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:23pm] Noh noh noh nohhhhh, don't pluck mah guitar... talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:21pm] The hills are ALIVE with the sound of POOOOTANG! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:21pm] no no no nooo dont fuck my guitar lmao or something 1 comment| talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:20pm] Somewhereeeee over the rainbow....Bennett will be there... talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:20pm] OH BUSTERRR!!! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:19pm] BUUUSSTERRRRR! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:18pm] no matter what i do, nihao, all i think about is you, QUAI, even when im with my boo, nihao you know im crazy over you! lol that nelly song, dilemma! We were in year 9 i think and we kept ringing up asian number 1800 123 223 lmfao about the box! bahaha some asian cable line or something and yeh we kept pranking them telling them to send crap to thingys house! bahaha pissa talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:16pm] Oh my god, oh oh my god, Oh my god, oh oh my god, Oh my god, oh oh my god! 1 comment| talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:16pm] I got the midas horse Everything I touch just turns to hay... ive got the midas horse neigh let me touch ur hooves and ur hole talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:14pm] wanna fuck? lmfao ms farley holding her books looking so innnocent! bahaha then jamoi doing an angry WANNA FUCK LMFAO talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:13pm] FUCK ME! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!! talk

[20 Jun 2005|07:10pm] what a freak what a freak what a mighty good freaaak, come on come on now! sunged that about a freak of a teacher we had for electronics lmfao talk

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