urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes crazyquotes crazyquotes 2005-06-29T04:58:40Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:9356 2005-06-29T04:58:40Z 2005-06-29T04:58:40Z LMFAO NO FRUIT FOR YOU (NOH) - by risotto<br /><br />Noh! no no no no NOH!<br />Reeeewiinnnddd!!!<br />If you want a freaky teacher<br />Whos a fooking bloody creature<br />you need risotto -- Baaaby --<br />Shes from a country called iraq<br />her mouths full of plaque<br />Shes a fooking bloody hoe<br /><br />OHHHH<br />YEEEEEEAAH<br />SHAKe THAT FRUIT FOR ME BABY<br />OHHH<br />YEEAAAAAH<br />SHAKE IT LIKE YOU"VE NEVER BEEN CRAZAY<br /><br />no fruit<br />no fruit for you<br />no fruit for you baby<br />no rice<br />no rice for you<br />no risotto for you baby<br /><br />oh yeaah<br />do it to me riight noow<br />Cram that fruit up there<br />OHH NOOOOHH urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:9122 2005-06-22T08:35:53Z 2005-06-22T08:35:53Z helloo bitch!!! GET OUT! lmfao urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:8842 2005-06-20T10:44:26Z 2005-06-20T10:44:26Z SEYMOOOORE BUUTTS!~ urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:8462 2005-06-20T10:01:53Z 2005-06-20T10:01:53Z I heard you were a slut, wanna give me head?<br /><br />I'll pretend to like it! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:8317 2005-06-20T10:00:56Z 2005-06-20T10:01:12Z Which one of you worthless animals are next!?<br /><br />*craaaack!* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:8180 2005-06-20T09:58:55Z 2005-06-20T09:58:55Z F*CK OFFF JAMIEEE!<br /><br /><br />Bahaha... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:7855 2005-06-20T09:55:13Z 2005-06-20T09:55:13Z Dnn, dnn dn dnnnn, EVERYBODY FART NOW! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:7620 2005-06-20T09:50:59Z 2005-06-20T09:50:59Z I LIKE RABBITS! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:7174 2005-06-20T09:50:39Z 2005-06-20T09:50:39Z Buster on buster:<br /><br />"What sort of person would do that to a horse? That is sick!!"<br /><br />Us: "You." urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:6942 2005-06-20T09:49:13Z 2005-06-20T09:50:16Z like a horsie NEIIGH, fucked by thingy for the very first tiiiime, like a horsssssiiiieee, with his dick up her asssss urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:6722 2005-06-20T09:47:50Z 2005-06-20T09:47:50Z "If you buy with credit card within ten minute, you recieve dildo with free razor blade attachment!<br />It make your cunt so rip up, you look like victim of Hiroshima!" ^_^ urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:6607 2005-06-20T09:47:03Z 2005-06-20T09:47:03Z How's it hangin', hong? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:6216 2005-06-20T09:46:05Z 2005-06-20T09:46:44Z Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lmfao egyptian orgasm urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:5902 2005-06-20T09:45:09Z 2005-06-20T09:45:09Z are u hung like a horse lmfao urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:5841 2005-06-20T09:43:30Z 2005-06-20T09:43:30Z DIM SUM WUIN MY LIFE!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:5357 2005-06-20T09:36:32Z 2005-06-20T09:36:32Z And iiiiiiiiiiiiii-iaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiii, will alwayssss, love youuuu-ooooouooooouu!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:5007 2005-06-20T09:33:31Z 2005-06-20T09:33:31Z -------------------Slut Identity---------------------<br />- PARIS HILTON -<br />from the album, "Screwed"<br /><br />The girl in the chair with the long pubic hair <br />Well that used to be me<br />A flirtatious smile, unpredictable skanky <br />Always trying to get laid<br />I was always giving the best damn head<br />Or so I thought until Smarah crawled into my bed <br />Rewind and erase my hot porno tape<br />Just cause your too cheap for <br />Meeeee!<br /><br />A million skanks<br />A thousand whores<br /><br />The prosty I used to be has a terrible case, of getting on her knees<br />And yesterday's slut is not what you see <br />It's a terrible case of porno tv<br /><br />My muffin likes to rise and my nipples like to fall <br />And that's kinda like my bank account<br />I've played the role of the nice girl next door <br />Who gets farked like your wifeee<br />Now I'm not looking for a two dollar prize<br />And I want to spend a night on a bed, with a million guys<br /><br />A thousand moles<br /><br />The prosty I used to be has a terrible case, of getting on her knees<br />And yesterday's slut is not what you see <br />It's a terrible case of porno tv<br /><br />Oh please do me! Please do me<br />PLEASE DO MEEEEE! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:4712 2005-06-20T09:32:10Z 2005-06-20T09:32:10Z WIGGYYYYY! lmfao urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:4553 2005-06-20T09:29:52Z 2005-06-20T09:29:52Z Josie and the pussy cats, small tits but chunky flaps! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:4242 2005-06-20T09:28:11Z 2005-06-20T09:28:11Z RISOTTO!!! When's the baby due darlz?<br /><br />NO FRUIT FOR YOU! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:3873 2005-06-20T09:27:42Z 2005-06-20T09:27:42Z Call me strange, call me scrag... I'm not what you think at all! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:3655 2005-06-20T09:26:58Z 2005-06-20T09:26:58Z Come n get moi booyyysss lmfao mizza <br />come n get moi ballies lmfao me urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:3409 2005-06-20T09:23:37Z 2005-06-20T09:23:37Z I dunno what ive been told, my names nicholls and im old<br />Sags down, sags up<br />BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:3073 2005-06-20T09:22:13Z 2005-06-20T09:22:13Z Noh noh noh nohhhhh, don't pluck mah guitar... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyquotes:2833 2005-06-20T09:21:18Z 2005-06-20T09:21:18Z The hills are ALIVE with the sound of POOOOTANG!