//crazyquotes :. .. SexY!

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 04:58:40 GMT

LMFAO NO FRUIT FOR YOU (NOH) - by risotto

Noh! no no no no NOH!
Reeeewiinnnddd!!!
If you want a freaky teacher
Whos a fooking bloody creature
you need risotto -- Baaaby --
Shes from a country called iraq
her mouths full of plaque
Shes a fooking bloody hoe

OHHHH
YEEEEEEAAH
SHAKe THAT FRUIT FOR ME BABY
OHHH
YEEAAAAAH
SHAKE IT LIKE YOU"VE NEVER BEEN CRAZAY

no fruit
no fruit for you
no fruit for you baby
no rice
no rice for you
no risotto for you baby

oh yeaah
do it to me riight noow
Cram that fruit up there
OHH NOOOOHH

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 08:35:53 GMT

helloo bitch!!! GET OUT! lmfao

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 10:44:26 GMT

SEYMOOOORE BUUTTS!~

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 10:01:53 GMT

I heard you were a slut, wanna give me head?

I'll pretend to like it!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 10:00:56 GMT

Which one of you worthless animals are next!?

*craaaack!*

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:58:55 GMT

F*CK OFFF JAMIEEE!

Bahaha...

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:55:13 GMT

Dnn, dnn dn dnnnn, EVERYBODY FART NOW!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:50:59 GMT

I LIKE RABBITS!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:50:39 GMT

Buster on buster:

"What sort of person would do that to a horse? That is sick!!"

Us: "You."

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:49:13 GMT

like a horsie NEIIGH, fucked by thingy for the very first tiiiime, like a horsssssiiiieee, with his dick up her asssss

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:47:50 GMT

"If you buy with credit card within ten minute, you recieve dildo with free razor blade attachment!
It make your cunt so rip up, you look like victim of Hiroshima!" ^_^

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:47:03 GMT

How's it hangin', hong?

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:46:05 GMT

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lmfao egyptian orgasm

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:45:09 GMT

are u hung like a horse lmfao

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:43:30 GMT

DIM SUM WUIN MY LIFE!!!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:36:32 GMT

And iiiiiiiiiiiiii-iaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiii, will alwayssss, love youuuu-ooooouooooouu!!!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:33:31 GMT

-------------------Slut Identity---------------------
- PARIS HILTON -
from the album, "Screwed"

The girl in the chair with the long pubic hair
Well that used to be me
A flirtatious smile, unpredictable skanky
Always trying to get laid
I was always giving the best damn head
Or so I thought until Smarah crawled into my bed
Rewind and erase my hot porno tape
Just cause your too cheap for
Meeeee!

A million skanks
A thousand whores

The prosty I used to be has a terrible case, of getting on her knees
And yesterday's slut is not what you see
It's a terrible case of porno tv

My muffin likes to rise and my nipples like to fall
And that's kinda like my bank account
I've played the role of the nice girl next door
Who gets farked like your wifeee
Now I'm not looking for a two dollar prize
And I want to spend a night on a bed, with a million guys

A thousand moles

The prosty I used to be has a terrible case, of getting on her knees
And yesterday's slut is not what you see
It's a terrible case of porno tv

Oh please do me! Please do me
PLEASE DO MEEEEE!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:32:10 GMT

WIGGYYYYY! lmfao

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:29:52 GMT

Josie and the pussy cats, small tits but chunky flaps!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:28:11 GMT

RISOTTO!!! When's the baby due darlz?

NO FRUIT FOR YOU!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:27:42 GMT

Call me strange, call me scrag... I'm not what you think at all!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:26:58 GMT

Come n get moi booyyysss lmfao mizza
come n get moi ballies lmfao me

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:23:37 GMT

I dunno what ive been told, my names nicholls and im old
Sags down, sags up
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:22:13 GMT

Noh noh noh nohhhhh, don't pluck mah guitar...

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:21:18 GMT

The hills are ALIVE with the sound of POOOOTANG!